Some interesting real laws in life

Tell me which of these laws you have come across yet

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.


Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.


THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee
is cold.